- cg2，我是调度中心。 -Cg two, this is dispatch.
你的状况如何? What's your status.
-离降落区还有20公里。 -20 klicks to the drop zone.
这里热得要命。 Hot as hell out here.
看起来一帆风顺。 Looks like smooth sailing.
结束了。 Over.
-收到，cg2。 -Copy that, cg two.
鹅松了。 The goose is loose.
-哦，希望这些东西有更大的座位。 -Oh, wish these things had bigger seats.
-Juicypops ! -Juicypops!
他们来了! They're coming!
他们是来了! -They're coming!
-哦大便。 -Oh shit.
他们到底是从哪来的? Where the hell did they come from?
退后，你这个花园小妖精。 -Keep back, you little garden gnome.
-Juicypops ! -Juicypops!
-你死了。 -And you're dead.
那家伙屁股上刚插了一辆摩托车。 That dude just got a motorcycle up his butt.
开始时间! -Wheelie time!
-那太蠢了。 -That was stupid.
我说绕过去，像蛇一样。 I say weave around, like a snake.
旁白:亚奇和西帕克! Narrator: Aachi and ssipak!
我们都在一个锅里拉屎 We are pooping in a pot, we all
我很爱拉屎。 love to poop a lot.
报幕员:尿布帮最近的劫机行动被 Announcer: The diaper gang's latest hijacking is foiled by
Shiball市警察。 shiball city police.
-本部门致力于解决尿布犯罪团伙 -This department is committed to tackling the diaper gang
问题一劳永逸。 problem once and for all.
你一直在为你的国家拉屎吗? -Have you been pooping for your country?
我不能在众目睽睽之下走。 -I can't go when people are watching.
-喝flflurt，爱国者的泻药。 -Drink flogurt, the laxative of patriots.
-是吗? -Did, you chode.
你数过这些吗? Did you even count these?
我们少了两个。 We're two short.
-你知道我不会数数。 -Uh, you know I can't count.
亚奇:你在假装数数吗? Aachi: Are you just pretending to count?
-是的。 -Yes.
你幼儿园毕业了吗? Did you even graduate from kindergarten?
宝贝不会数数，宝贝没有分享。 Baby can't count, baby doesn't get a share.
-是正确的。 -Yeah right.
我能数到七。 I can count to seven.
-你得放轻松。 -You gotta take it easy.
你能数到七吗? You think you can count to seven?
证明了这一点。 Prove it.
如果你能数到七，我就不朝你脸上开枪。 If you can count to seven, I won't shoot you in the face.
-听我说，混蛋。 -Listen to this, fucker.
1 2 90 3。 1, 2, 90, 3.
我的号码快用完了。 I-I'm running out of numbers here.
所以我要用这堵墙刺穿你。 So I'm gonna through you against this wall.
我们再去偷点果汁汽水吧。 Let's go steal some more juicypops.
-你把我的鞋弄掉了! -You knocked my shoes off!
-哈哈哈。 -Ha ha ha.
看看这些白痴。 Look at these cretins.
粪窃贼。 Turd burglars.
想把便便留给自己。 Trying to keep their poo to themselves.
自私的。 Selfish.
他们会毁灭我们伟大的社会。 They'll be the death of our great society.
你不同意吗，上尉? Wouldn't you agree, captain?
嗯,是的。 Uh, yes.
把它藏在心里是很危险的，当… It's, uh, dangerous to keep it inside of you when...
你大便。 -You shit.
尿布王:我们曾经是一个高贵的民族，而且 Diaper king: We were once a noble people, and
把我们的粪便送进了这座城市作为回报 delivered our turds to the city with pride in return for
我们珍贵的果汁吧。 our precious juicybars.
但是我们被感激了吗? But were we appreciated?
因为当我们对果汁棒上瘾时，我们 Because when we became addicted to the juicybars, we
变成了怪物! changed into freaks!
我们被冲走了。 We were flushed out.
抛弃了。 Abandoned.
现在我们甚至不能排便。 And now we can't even defecate.
但现在我们自由了。 But now we are free.
从一个因为我们拿东西就给我们找麻烦的制度中解放出来! Free from a system that gives us shit for taking our crap!
他们的老二让我们成了老大! Their number two makes us number one!
数量两个! -Number two!
2号! Number two!
哇哦!) Woo woo!
-但现在我们都有麻烦了。 -But now we are all up shit creek.
我们已经一个月没吃果汁了。 We haven't had one juicybar in a month.
你知道为什么吗? You know why?
警察部队? The police forces?
因为你们这些小笨蛋根本拿不了 It's because you little dingleberries can't even take
一个该死的警察出来! out one god damn cop!
站起来。 Stand up.
这是你最后的机会。 This is your last chance.
我们在哪里可以找到果汁吧? Where can we find the juicybars?
-我们可以用果汁做吗? -W-We can m-make them out of, uh, juice?
尿布王:错! Diaper king: Wrong!
你死! You die!
-呃，我们可以试试自己在厕所里拉屎 -Uh, w-we could try ourselves and poop in toilets for us to
做果汁棒。 make the juicybars.
-你想让我们所有的兄弟都死吗? -Do you want all our brothers to die?
你想让我们饿死吗? Do you want us to starve?
-耶! -Yeah!
等待,没有。 Wait, no.
哈哈哈。 Ha ha ha ha.
-我们可以… -We could, uh...
投资股票和债券，赚很多钱 Uh, invest in stocks and bonds, and make a lot of
钱,… money, and...
我听说有两个人在第四区偷果汁棒。 -I heard two guys are stealing juicybars in section 4.
求你别杀我! Please don't kill me!
亚奇和西帕克。 Aachi and ssipak.
-好吧，肇事逃逸。 -All right, hit and run.
一，二，还有撞头! And a-one, and a-two, and a-headbump!
Aachi:惊喜! Aachi: Surprise!
这是催泪瓦斯。 It's tear gas.
老兄，你在干什么? Dude, what are you doing?
把门踹开，伙计。 Kick down the door, dude.
机器人的声音:你的果汁汽水已经送到了。 Robotic voice: Your juicypop is being delivered.
别生气，伙计。 -No hard feelings, man.
尤其是对你。 Especially for you.
你吃了什么? What did you eat?
机器人的声音:果汁吧。 Robotic voice: Juicybar delivered.
享受。 Enjoy.
-你需要吃更多的纤维。 -You need to eat more fiber.
天啊，闻起来像个婴儿。 Oh man, that smells like a baby dook.
唷! Phew!
-吸吧，贱人们。 -Suck gas, bitches.
-呐，呐，呐，呐，呐，呐，呐，呐，呐，呐，呐! -Na-na-na-na na-na-na-na, gasman!
-老兄，别胡闹了。 -Dude, stop fucking around.
煤气厂工人! -Gasman!
-汽油可不便宜，你知道的。 -Gas ain't cheap, you know.
伙计，这东西闻起来跟你一样臭。 Man, this stuff smells almost as bad as you do.
-疯狂的动作，像个酷男。 -Do the crazy moves, like cool guy.
但我不是。 But I'm not.
他妈的。 -Fuck off.
老兄,快跑! -Dude, run!
-嘿，伙计们，怎么了? -Hey guys, what's up?
-太热了。 -It's too hot for this.
-你们准备好谈谈了吗? -You guys ready to talk yet?
-我不这么认为。 -I don't think he is.
-你们有很多果汁，是吧? -You guys got a lot of juicies, huh?
你一定是陷在狗屎里了。 You must've been knee-deep in shit.
可惜你在我们的地盘上。 Too bad you're on our turf.
我们的老板从这里偷来的东西中抽成，或者 Our boss gets a cut of everything stolen here, or
你没看到备忘录吗? didn't you get the memo?
-嘿。 -Hey.
-什么? -What?
-想看魔术吗? -Wanna see a trick?
拿着你的小弟弟。 Got your penis.
-很有趣，干净先生。 -Very funny, Mr. Clean.
-啊，没必要，伙计。 -Argh, that's just unnecessary, man.
-噢，我脑袋里流了好多血。 -Oh, there's so much blood in my head.
-听着，饭团，除非你想让我把你的 -Listen up, rice ball, unless you want me to turn your
舌头变成寿司，每天给老板带100个果汁。 tongue into Sushi, bring the boss 100 juicies a day.
伙计，你有蛀牙。 Man, you got cavities.
现在去工作，留点头发。 Now get to work and grow some hair.
-把他们带到我们的办公室，shiball市监狱。 -Bring them to our office, shiball city prison.
太阳落山前还有时间，软糖包装工。 You got 'til sundown, fudgepackers.
小的走了。 -Let's go.
哦，吉米向你问好。 Oh, Jimmy says hi.
你可以感谢他让你的牙齿都碎了。 You can thank him for all those broken teeth.
啊。 -Ugh.
吉米。 Jimmy.
-Bm代表大钱! -Bm stands for big money!
我们选出了排便最多的公民 We're given the citizen who excretes the most a defecation
在豪华的度假胜地度假。 vacation at a luxury resort.
全套服务包括vip服务、自助餐、 The complete package includes vip services, comp buffets,
还有臀部按摩，还有这些可爱的女士! and butt massages, and these lovely ladies!
-我喜欢大便! -I love to poop!
-哦,是的。 -Ooh yeah.
你喜欢吗? You like that?
-是的。 -Yes.
-你喜欢吗? -You like that?
-是的! -Yes!
-你喜欢吗? -You like that?
削减。 -Cut.
减少! Cut!
嗯? -Huh?
-你认为这是什么? -What do you think this is?
廉价的业余网络色情片? Some cheap, amateur, Internet porn?
我没有。 I no.
这是一种色情的体验。 This is a pornographic expenence.
把他的老二想象成多汁汽水。 Imagine his dick as a juicypop.
这个故事是关于一个女孩牺牲自己的故事 The story is about a girl who sacrifices her
肛门拯救世界。 anus to save the world.
他们会说这是有史以来最伟大的手工电影 They'll call it the greatest film ever created by the hands
人类的。 of mankind.
我太…… I'm so pa...
Ssipak:胡说! Ssipak: Bullshit!
Aachi:吉米。 Aachi: Jimmy.
吉米! Jimmy!
世界卫生大会吗? -Wha?
-吉米，醒醒! -Jimmy, wake up!
还记得我们吗? Hey, remember us?
-你出卖了我们。 -You sold us out.
警卫:奇异博士用另一个人做了肉泥 Guard: Dr. Strange made mincemeat out of another
今天是监狱看守。 prison guard today.
-那个有病的老科学家。 -That sick old scientist.
如果他没有创造出我们的特殊机器人特工，我早就创造了 If he hadn't created our special cyborg agent, I'd have
他现在已经熟了。 him cooked by now.
把他关起来，这样他就不能扮演医生了 Put him in solitary so he can't play doctor
弗兰肯斯坦，并报告没有发生任何事故。 Frankenstein, and report that there have been no incidents.
是的女士。 -Yes ma'am.
今天尿布做得很好。 Excellent work today with the diaper.
-我的报告，99人死亡，无一生还。 -My report, 99 kills, no survivors.
把这些拿回来，呆子。 Now these back, nerd.
机器人不应该有礼貌吗? -Aren't robots supposed to have manners?
- shiball市的每个市民都被植入了肛门 -Every citizen of shiball city's implanted with an anal
在出生时戴上戒指，它可以监测婴儿的数量 ring at birth, which monitors how much and
排便的频率。 how often you defecate.
作为你的回报，你会得到美味和 In return for your turds, you will receive delicious and
维持生命的果汁可以让你长寿快乐。 life sustaining juicypops for a long and happy life.
摘掉戒指会被判死刑。 Removing the ring is punishable by death.
-录音机，紫泡菜，旧衬衫。 -Tape recorder, purple pickle, old shirts.
我还以为我房间里有些奇怪的东西。 Man, I thought my room had some weird stuff in it.
-哥们，他真的很糟糕。 -Dude, he's really fucked up.
亚奇:那就别在他身上浪费果汁了。 Aachi: Then stop wasting juicies on him.
-看这个。 -Look at this.
他的眼皮很有弹性。 His eyelids are so stretchy.
-好了，轮到我了。 -All right, my turn.
你觉得我像个婊子吗? Do I look like a bitch to you?
老朋友，你惹上大麻烦了。 Old friend, you're in a lot of shit, man.
他妈的,人。 Shit, man.
他妈的,人。狗屎的人。 Shit, man. Shit man.
狗屎的人。 Shit man.
-是的。 -Yes.
我是屎人! I am shitman!
-这条内裤真疼我的蛋蛋。 -This underwear really hurts my balls.
-我的老二扭得像条响尾蛇! -Myjunk is twisted up like a rattlesnake!
一,二。 -One, two.
啊! Ah!
世界卫生大会吗? Wha?
哇! Whoa!
-天啊，他落地的时候真的很稳。 -Oh man, he really stuck that landing.
我们带他去更高的楼吧。 Let's take him to a taller building.
-虽然我很想把他做成沥青鳄梨酱， -As much as I'd love to make asphalt guacamole out of him,
我们需要他做别的事。 we need him for something else.
来吧。 Come on.
-谁? -What the who?
-也许下水道来月经了。 -Maybe the sewer's on its period.
-还有多远? -How much further?
呃。 Uh.
-暴徒躲在监狱里。 -The mob is hiding out in the prison.
如果我这么说，那就太讽刺了 That's pretty god damn ironic if I say so
我自己，对吧? myself, right guys?
-好了，熄灯。 -All right, lights out.
-他们一直在这里强奸我们。 -They keep raping us in here.
-安静点，不然我要强奸你了。 -Quiet down or I'm gonna rape you.
-只有老板可以脱鞋。 -Only the boss can take his shoes off.
男:第三区剃刀帮的80块果汁棒。 Man: 80 juicybars from razor gang in section 3.
-80果汁棒从剃刀帮在第3部分。 -80 juicybars from razor gang in section 3.
-第4区眼镜蛇帮的25块果汁棒。 -25 juicybars from the cobra gang in section 4.
-只有25条? -Only 25 bars?
他们不是懒就是屁股太紧 They're either lazy or they got tighter ass
洞比青蛙多。 holes than a frog.
-我会让他们放松的。 -I'll let them know to loosen up.
-醒醒吧，女士。 -Wake up then, lady.
看看是谁。 See who it is.
-有人来了，伙计。 -Got a visitor, man.
-哦，她真漂亮。 -Ooh, she pretty.
让她进来。 Let her in.
-我的天啊。 -Oh my god.
男人: Man:
多美啊-什么? What a beauty -what?
她是男的。 She's a he.
他是女的。 He's a she.
-什么? -What?
嗯? -Huh?
吉米，是你吗? Jimmy, is that you?
嗯? -Huh?
-你疯了吗? -Are you out of your mind?
-你要做什么? -What are you gonna do?
我吸烟要收费吗? Charge me for smoking?
手,不。 -Jimmy, no.
-把他弄出去。 -Get him out of here.
-你现在有麻烦了，漂亮的女士。 -You're in for it now, pretty lady.
我要把这锋利的东西插进你的内脏。 I'm gonna put this sharp thing way into your guts and stuff.
你会流血到死的! You're gonna bleed until you die!
-天啊，我们应该拿个奖。 -Oh my god, we should win an award for this.
嘿，女士，该喝一杯了。 Hey lady, time to bust a cap.
打断他的膝盖。 Break his knees.
打断他的膝盖! Break his knees!
嗯? -Huh?
打断他的膝盖。 Break his knees.
我们正在爬梯子。 -We're climbing up a ladder.
啊。 -Ugh.
-我们在爬梯子! -We're climbing up a ladder!
你狂。 -You freak.
我要砍了你，让每一天都是胜利! I'm gonna cut you and make every day a victory!
-这太棒了。 -This is awesome.
-你刚把我扔出窗外。 -You just threw me out the window.
-是啊，因为你太丑了。 -Yeah, cause you're so ugly.
-你怎么敢? -How dare you?
-现在你又丑又死了 -Now you're ugly and dead.
别担心，你会好起来的。 Don't worry, you'll heal up just fine.
你们这些孩子在看什么? -What are you kids looking at?
孩子吗? -Kids?
嘿，你叫谁孩子，奶奶? Hey, who you calling kids, grandma?
-你是美女小姐吗? -Are you miss beautiful?
我爱你的《灵异反应》1和3! I loved you in paranormal asstivity, 1 and 3!
-Ssipak ! -Ssipak!
给我回来，你这个愚蠢的牛头狗! Come back here, you stupid horndog dick for brains!
我们有工作要完成! We got a job to finish!
这该死的! God damn!
-让那个疯婊子，混蛋，或者… -Show that crazy bitch, or bastard, or...
现在! Right now!
嗯? -Huh?
世界卫生大会吗? Wha?
嗯? -Huh?
嗯? Huh?
这是怎么呢 What's going on?
谁在打乒乓球。 Who's playing ping pong.
-把所有果汁吧集合起来。 -Round up all the juicybars.
-我在哪儿? -Where am I?
什么…… What the...
外星人吗? Aliens?
游戏结束了，伙计。 Game over, man.
游戏结束! Game over!
外星女王，离她远点，贱人! Alien queen, get away from her, you bitch!
播音员:Brotality。 Announcer: Brotality.
-嗯哦。 -Uh oh.
-杀死你的好方法太多了。 -There are so many good ways to kill you.
-请! -Please!
我什么都愿意做! I'll do anything!
我被下药了! I was drugged!
-噢，太好了。 -Aw, boo goo.
当电影卖座时，我可以付你任何钱。 -When movie becomes a hit, I can pay you anything.
电影吗? -Movie?
当"女主角"排在第二位时，几百块果汁棒 When "the heroine" goes number two, hundreds of juicybars
飞出来吧。 come flying out.
它会成为电影的黄金! It's gonna be a movie gold!
一杆就能吃几百个果汁棒? Hundreds of juicybars with one dook?
这怎么可能呢? How is that possible?
-嗯，这只是一部电影，你知道，一个… -W-Well, i-it's just a movie, you know, a...
胡说! -Bullshit!
告诉我它是怎么工作的。 Tell me how it works.
告诉我，否则你就得死。 Tell me, or else you die.
-我的电影是关于圣女贞德的，你知道，还有…和… -M-M-My movie's about Joan of arc, you know, and... and...
和… A-And...
和… And...
-说吧! -Spit it out!
-这些科学家穿越回过去，发现 -Well, t-these scientists travel back in time and find
她，取出她的肛门芯片，重新编程，这样每一次 her, t-take out her anus chip, and reprogram it so that every
大便算一万次。 poop counts as 10,000 poops.
然后他们把它放回她的屁眼里，等她拉屎的时候， A-And then they put it back in her butt, and when she poops,
作为对她的奖励，一万个果汁棒喷涌而出。 10,000 juicybars come gushing out as her reward.
所以，你看，人们把她当神一样崇拜，因为 S-So, you see, the people revere her as a god because
她有个神奇的肛门! she has a magic anus!
-10000 juicybars。 -10,000 juicybars.
这对电影来说是个糟糕的主意，但是 That's a terrible idea for a movie, but an
对我们来说真是个好主意。 awesome idea for us.
-老兄，我不知道你为什么一直跟着这个女孩。 -Dude, I don't know why you keep following this girl.
她比你性感多了。 She's way hotter than you.
-闭嘴，伙计。 -Shut up, man.
亚奇:历史剧需要演员。 Aachi: Actors wanted for period drama.
角色需要深厚的情感和 Role requires great emotional depth and
愿意在镜头前大便吗? willingness to poo on camera?
西帕克:所以，他们对着镜头便便? Ssipak: So, they poo on the camera?
——啊,吉米。 -Ah, Jimmy.
为什么你不会死? Why won't you die?
他就像一只蟑螂。 He's like a cockroach.
-哥们，我们去在美女面前揍他一顿，这样她就能 -Dude, let's go beat him up in front of beautiful so she can
看看我的肌肉什么的。 check out all my huge muscles and stuff.
Aachi:好的。 Aachi: Ok.
吉米:这是贞德，她出生了 Jimmy: So, this is Joan ofarc, and she was born
拯救世界，好吗? to save the world, ok?
和她… A-And she...
她真的很漂亮。 And she's really pretty.
然后，一个帅气的时间旅行者穿着裤子出现了，他 Then, a hunky time traveller shows up wearing pants, and he
圣女贞德说。 says Joan of arc.
让我看看你的屁股。 Show me your butt.
它有点问题。 There's something wrong with it.
b但是… B-But...
但是贞德生气了，她踢了我 But then Joan ofarc gets really angry, and she kicks
他的蛋蛋。 him in the balls.
但是上帝出现了……Th-that的我……说，琼 But then god shows up... Th-that's me... and says, Joan
Ofarc，你的旧屁股芯片有缺陷，但有了这个新的 ofarc, your old butt chip is defective, but with this new
臀片，如果你便便了，你会得到很多果汁棒，还有 butt chip, if you poop, you'll get tons of juicybars, and it
将是甜蜜的! will be sweet!
丽丽:那太愚蠢了。 Beautiful: That's stupid.
这根本说不通。 It doesn't even make sense.
一个女人用她的奶子救了一个男人怎么样? How about a woman who saves a man with her titties?
一个富有的人。 A rich man.
-这是我的招数。 -This is my move.
-嗯，我喜欢。 -Well, I like it.
这是一部高质量的电影。 N-Now this is a high quality film.
与类。 With class.
我们不能让咪咪晃来晃去。 We can't have boobs shaking around.
只是屁股。 Just butts.
就像他们说的，后备箱里的垃圾。 Junk in the trunk, as they say.
-我为什么要关心屁股，我已经 -Why do I care about butts when I've
有这么大的胸吗? got boobs like these?
就说奶子吧，好吗? Make it about tits, ok?
-不，你把前屁股收起来。 -Oh, no, you put that front butt away.
如果你和一部电影上过床，你就不知道它是一部好电影。 You wouldn't know a good film if you had sex with it.
丽蒂:好吧，你会知道好的性爱，如果它 Beautiful: Well, you would know good sex if it
和你做爱了。 had sex with you.
再见。 Ciao.
-石头，布，剪刀。 -Rock, paper, scissors.
是的。 Yeah.
弯腰，混蛋。 Bend over, asshole.
你永远也追不到这么漂亮的女孩。 You'll never bag a girl like beautiful.
问题是，她觉得自己很性感，而且 The problem is, she thinks she's hot, spicy shit, and to
她，像你这样的男人都是普通的，不温不火的。 her, guys like you are just plain, lukewarm, shit.
你得花一大笔钱才能改变。 You'll need a butt load of money to change that.
西帕克:对。 Ssipak: Yeah right.
我的大便着火了。 My shit's on fire.
-喔喔喔喔。 -Woo hoo hoo hoo.
里面的表演还不错。 Not a bad show in there.
-我的天啊，她太裸体了。 -Oh my god, she's so naked.
Ssipak:裸体? Ssipak: Naked?
W-What吗? W-What?
伙计。 Dude.
让我看看。 Let me see.
-不。 -No way.
我们用石头、布、剪刀。 We rock, paper, scissor'd.
看起来很小。 Looks pretty small.
你确定她能拉屎吗? You sure she can crap big?
-她满脑子都是。 -Oh, she's full of it.
她一天可以拉十次屎，没问题。 She can shit like 10 times a day, no problem.
来，看这个。 Here, watch this.
我们会被便便淹没的。 We're gonna be drowning in poop.
来! -Beautiful!
-我的天啊，你弄坏了我的腰托。 -Oh my god, I think you broke my lumbar support.
-吉米死了。 -Jimmy is dead.
因此死亡。 So dead.
你在干什么? -What are you doing?
我要打电话给我的经理。 I'm calling my manager.
-嘿家伙。 -Hey guys.
嗯,快跑! Uh, run!
美丽:哦，我的屁股疼。 Beautiful: Ow, my butt hurts.
西帕克:我想知道为什么。 Ssipak: I wonder why.
-嘿，你们是蓝人小组的一员吗? -Hey, you guys part of that little blue man group?
-不。 -No way.
你觉得我们像侏儒吗? Do we look like midgets to you?
没有地狱。 Hell no.
我们只是路过。 We were just walking by.
变态。 -Perverts.
-你真会挑人，你个混蛋。 -You sure know how to pick them, you douche.
怪人。 -Weirdos.
他们最好别在这装隐藏摄像头。 They better not have a hidden camera in here.
该死的。 Damn it.
解说员:你一定是便秘了。 Announcer: You must be constipated.
-是的。 -Yes.
解说员:你觉得这样行吗? Announcer: You think that will work?
解说员:治便秘的，金光和银光! Announcer: For constipation, goldlax and silverlax!
美女:闭嘴! Beautiful: Shut up!
-她不只是个婊子。 -She's not just a bitch.
她是个吵闹的婊子。 She's a noisy bitch.
我们还是把她扔回尿布里吧。 I say we just throw her back to the diapers.
-我想她喜欢我。 -I think she likes me.
-好吧，罗密欧，但如果我们留下她，我就给她买果汁棒 -All right, Romeo, but if we keep her, I get her juicybars
等她做完了。 when she's done.
机器人的声音:排便成功。 Robotic voice: Successful defecation.
果汁棒正在运送中。 Juicybar delivery in progress.
你的果汁棒已经送到了。 Your juicybar is being delivered.
你的果汁棒… Your juicybar is being...
错误。 Error.
你的错误是多汁。 Your error is being juicy.
哦,狗屎! Oh shit!
-天哪，有点不对劲。 -Oh man, something's wrong.
第四区出现棕色警报。 Uh, we have a code brown in sector 4.
四区所有单位回应，或其他。 All units in sector 4 respond, or whatever.
我从没见过这么多果汁棒棒糖。 I've never seen so many juicypops before.
那个变态导演对我的屁股做了什么? What did that pervert director do to my butt?
她是如此的漂亮，美丽，性感。 She's so pretty, beautiful, and hot.
她的奶子。 Her tits.
他们是漂亮的。 They're pretty.
这就是尿布帮想要她的原因。 So that's why the diaper gang wanted her.
一堆垃圾，她就能得到一堆果汁棒。 One dump and she gets tons of juicybars.
我有很多果汁棒。 I get tons of juicybars.
我要发财了! I'm gonna be rich!
攀爬。 -Climb.
爬。 Climb.
-嘿，宝贝，你需要的是一个经理，一个可以打交道的人 -Hey, baby what you need is a manager, someone to deal with
所有那些果汁棒。 all those juicybars.
-这家伙打扰你了吗? -Is this guy bothering you?
因为我可以做你的保镖。 Because I can be your bodyguard.
你的爱人呢? And your lover?
-嘿。 -Hey.
这次是来出差的，不是来玩的。 This trip's for business, not pleasure, man.
有些保镖。 -Some bodyguard.
你从婴儿身边逃走了。 You ran away from baby people.
-我只是在准备我的自行车准备逃跑。 -I was just getting my bike ready for the getaway.
-他们! -Get them!
让他们! Get them!
-更多的花园侏儒。 -More garden gnomes.
快跑! Run!
-时间不早了，我刚把我的 -Well, i-it's getting late, a-and I just ratted out my
又是朋友了，而且…… friends again, and...
这条丁字裤把我的阴部都磨破了。 A-And this thong is chafing my num nums.
也许你该让我回家了，你的忧郁。 You know, maybe it's time you let me go home, your blueness.
-刺伤你的眼睛。 -Stab you in the eye.
嗨，嗨，嗨! Hiya, ya, ya!
你好! Hiya!
-我有很多学生贷款。 -I got so many student loans.
嘿，尿布，不用找了! Hey diapers, keep the change!
-我的鱼里全是子弹! -You got bullets in all my fish!
-我想知道这个杠杆是做什么的。 -I wonder what this lever does.
鱼! Fish!
-这是边车巡逻队。 -This is sidecar patrol.
公寓是空的。 The apartment's empty.
街上没有生命迹象。 No signs of life on the street.
哦,狗屎。 Oh shit.
尿布。 The diapers.
省省子弹吧! -Save your bullets!
找到那个女孩。 Find the girl.
-我们在哪儿? -Where are we?
-你在看我干什么? -What are you looking at me for?
看看他们! Look at them!
警察:我们在现场发现了这个人。 Officer: We found this guy at the scene.
他死了，他的名字叫吉米，大概是被杀了 He's super dead, and his name was Jimmy, presumably killed
尿布帮干的。 by the diaper gang.
我猜他以前是个色情片导演，但拍了很多 I guess he used to be a porn director, but did a lot of
犯罪的东西。 crime stuff to.
这两个弱智也在犯罪现场。 These two retards were also at the crime scene.
我们以为他们是无家可归的，但实际上是低档的 We thought they were homeless, but are actually low-grade
骗子，如果有人知道果汁酒吧的错误 crooks, and if anyone knows about the juicybar error in
第四区，可能是他们，尽管他们是智障。 sector 4, it's probably them, even though they are retarded.
-说重点! -Get to the point!
他们是怎么把果汁棒弄出来的? How did they get all those juicybars out?
-呃，好吧，呃我们没有线索。 -Uh, well, uh we have no leads.
关起来! -Shut up!
动员大家好! Mobilize everyone!
现在把他们给我带来。 Bring them to me now.
相区别。 -Found her.
我们找到她了! -We found her!
在我们突袭的公寓里，我们找到了这个嫌疑人， At the apartment we raided, we located this suspect,
漂亮，我们认为尿布帮的目标是她。 beautiful, who we believe the diaper gang were after.
尿布帮的人不会便便，所以他们需要果汁棒 The diaper gang cannot poop, so their need for juicybars
让他们成为头号嫌疑人。 makes them a prime suspect.
如果我们捕捉到美丽，我们也许最终能够破解 If we capture beautiful, we might be able to finally crack
这种情况是永久性的。 this case for good.
特警队随时待命，随时追踪 The SWAT team is standing by to track any
大型果汁棒沉积物。 large juicybar deposits.
-说重点! -Get to the point!
你到底抓不抓她? Will you catch her or not?
-我当然会尽力的。 -I will try my best, of course.
你当然愿意，否则你会死的。 If course you will, or you will die.
-你听我说，桑尼朋友。 -You listen to me, Sonny friend.
你在跟全新的aachi说话，现在aachi有 You're talking to the brand new aachi, and now aachi's got
一块手表，几条项链，还有一大群顾客 a watchie, and some necklaces, and a whole mess of customers
等着买我的果汁汽水。 waiting to buy my juicypops.
不过我想如果你想要的话，你可以溜进来 Aw, but I guess if you want some, you can sneak in through
从后门出去，这样你就不会让我难堪，和一个老头在一起 the back door so you don't embarrass me, with an old man
之类的。 or whatever.
太好了，我们来了一位新客户。 Beautiful, we got a new customer coming in.
你为什么不多挤出些钱来呢? Why don't you pinch out some more money loafs?
白痴。 -Moron.
下一枪打到你头上。 Next one's going on your head.
你说什么? -What did you say?
你叫我什么? What did you call me?
一个摩门教徒吗? A mormon?
官员:大便。 Officer: Shit.
所有单位都疯狂赶往第六区。 All units drive like crazy to sector 6.
-稍微粗暴一点。 -Just rough them up a little.
记住，我的份额是75%。 And remember, my share is 75%.
准备好了吗? -Ready?
我们走吧。 Let's go.
-我有很多子弹给他们吃。 -I got so many bullets for them to eat.
我们去谈谈吧。 Let's go talk shit.
-看这家伙。 -Look at this guy.
秃顶而美丽。 Bald and beautiful.
他们是这么说的，对吧? That's what they say, right?
-闭嘴，小子。 -Shut up, ssipak.
-怎么回事，伙计? -What the hell, man?
我让他走后门。 I told him to use the back door.
前门是为脱衣舞女准备的! Front door's for strippers!
冻结! -Freeze!
-他们是来美丽的! -They're here for beautiful!
站在树枝上，双手举在空中，跳向死亡。 -Up on a limb, hands in the air, jump to your death.
-你以为你是谁? -Who do you think you are?
-那女孩呢? -Where's the girl?
-你说的是哪个? -Which one are you talking about?
我的女孩多得数不过来。 I got too many girls to count.
击退。 -Repel.
相互排斥。 Repel.
-你会没事的，亲爱的。 -You'll be ok, sweetheart.
该死的。 -Damn it.
你不知道我是谁吗? Don't you know who I am?
等等，等等，等等，等等! Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
我们做个交易吧。 Let's make a deal.
你喜欢贿赂吗? You like, uh, bribes?
我放弃了。 I give up.
她在浴室里。 She's in the bathroom.
-洗劫浴室! -Raid the bathroom!
-哦天啊。 -Oh geez.
后退，后退，后退。 Back, back, back.
嗯? -Huh?
你到底是谁? Who the hell are you?
他妈的。 -Fuck this.
该死的海盗腿。 God damn this pirate leg.
你还在等什么? What are you waiting for?
移动它。 Move it.
尿布吗? Diapers?
他们毁了我的腿! They ruined my leg!
啊! Argh!
-我的钱。 -My money.
我的钱! My money!
我刚才放屁了吗? Did I just fart?
是的，我刚放了个屁。 Yeah, I just farted.
-我们快死了。 -We're dying in here.
你在干什么? -What are you doing?
进去战斗吧! Get in there and fight!
闲暇下来! -Get down!
没有人动。 -Nobody move.
我有手榴弹! I have grenades!
-哦大便。 -Oh shit.
-Aachi ! -Aachi!
——燃烧! -It burns!
脑外伤。 Brain trauma.
嗯? Huh?
-他们来了! -There they are!
逮捕他们。 Arrest them.
-妈的，更多尿布! -Oh shit, more diapers!
-二，三，四。 -Two, three, four.
杀人。 Kill.
谋杀。 Murder.
爆头。 Headshot.
小姐。 Miss.
双杀。 Double kill.
组合。 Combo.
美丽:真希望我从没遇到过你们两个白痴。 Beautiful: I wish I never met you two idiots.
别这么说，小甜心。 Ssipak: Don't say that, sweet pea.
你现在是我的生命。 You are my life now.
-你真是个糟糕的司机。 -You're a terrible driver.
-你还活着? -You're still alive?
你去哪儿了? Where did you go?
-该死的。 -Aw, damn it.
-哦大便。 -Oh shit.
尿布! Diapers!
-大屁股，是你引他们来的。 -Butt munch, you led them right to us.
-我没有。 -No I didn't.
他们就是跟踪我的人。 They're the ones who followed me.
-你…… -You...
-是的，屁股蟹。 -Yeah, ass crab.
-我们为什么要骑上这些楼梯? -Why are we riding up these stairs?
-我不知道。 -I don't know.
我们真的应该在路上骑车! We really should be riding on the road!
哦,螺丝。 Oh screw.
我们受骗的。 We're fucked.
-你们是我的保镖。 -You're my bodyguards.
做点什么! Do something!
我会拯救大家的。 I'll save everyone.
-哦，伙计，我们正深陷泥潭。 -Oh, we're sitting in deep doo doo, dude.
他们在追她的屁股。 They're after her butt.
抓住他们! -Seize them!
-Ssipak。 -Ssipak.
-Aachi。 -Aachi.
-Ssipak。 -Ssipak.
-救命! -Help!
的帮助。 Help.
的帮助! Help!
放开我，你这个假屌。 Let me go, you cyborg dildo.
-石头，纸，生化人。 -Rock, paper, cyborg.
得到他。 Get him.
扭腿。 Twist the leg.
打他的嘴。 Punch him in the mouth.
大便。 Shit.
我的摩托车湿了。 Uh, my motorcycle's getting wet.
好啊! -Rah!
-别碰我。 -Ugh, get off me.
啊! Ah!
- - - - - - [9 i99iesi -[9i99iesi
你输了! you lose!
- shiball城一片混乱，尿布泛滥成灾。 -Chaos in shiball city as the diapers run rampant.
每个地区的厕所都受到攻击。 Toilets in every sector are under attack.
女主播:警察被尿布弄得不知所措。 Female anchor: Police are overwhelmed by the diapers.
-我们敦促所有公民继续履行公民义务 -We urge all citizens to continue their civic duties in
他们的家园。 their homes.
-他们像蜜蜂一样横扫城市! -They're just sweeping through the city like bees!
-你真可怜，被小地精鞭打。 -You're pathetic, getting whipped by baby gnomes.
-现在的狗屎太疯狂了。 -Shit currently is crazy.
-停，我不能再拉屎了。 -Stop, I can't crap anymore.
请不要吃狗粮。 Please not the dog food.
我用猫粮排便效果更好。 I poo better with cat food.
头晕了! -Giddy up!
-色情女演员美女被发现带着尿布。 -Porn actress beautiful has been spotted with the diapers.
她是他们的新女王吗? Is she their new queen?
-你以前的果汁吧现在在哪里? -Where are your previous juicybars now?
你骗了我们这么多年，现在我们要 You've been shitting on us for years, and now we're gonna
去你的! shit on you!
-去你的。 -Shit on you.
去你的。 Shit on you.
亚奇:该死的! Aachi: God damn it!
我曾站在世界之巅，现在看看我们。 I was on top of the world, and now look at us.
我们只是在楼顶上。 We're just on top of a building.
没有美丽，我们什么都不是。 We're nothing without beautiful.
那个婊子! That bitch!
不过这都是她的错。 It's all her fault, though.
这糟透了。 This sucks.
-你不能这么说美丽。 -You don't talk about beautiful that way.
她很完美，我们能在一起的唯一原因就是 She's perfect, and the only reason we had anything is
因为她那神奇的屁股。 because of her magical butt.
神奇的屁股吗? -Magical butt?
她现在只会制造麻烦。 The only thing she poops out anymore is trouble.
-是吗? -Yeah?
你为我们做过什么? And what did you ever do for us?
你吸。 You suck.
-你什么都做不好，你很蠢。 -You suck at everything, and you're stupid.
-我走了。 -I'm going.
-什么? -What?
你要去哪里? Where are you going?
-拯救美丽。 -To save beautiful.
-什么? -What?
我告诉过你，你真的很蠢。 I told you, you really are stupid.
警察连尿布都打不过。 The cops couldn't beat the diapers.
你到底要怎么做? What the hell are you gonna do?
-我要亲自打他们，不管你来不来， -I'm going to beat them up myself, with or without you,
用双手!必须的。 with both hands if! Have to.
即使他们继续来，我也不会停下来。 And even if they keep coming, I'm not gonna stop.
-什么? -What?
我知道我说了什么，但是，我要 I realize what I said, but, uh, I'm gonna
坚持下去。 keep going with it.
Sh-shut。 Sh-shut up.
你这个愚蠢的浪漫主义者! -You dumb romantic!
你不可能打败整个世界! You can't beat off the whole world!
西帕克:是的，我可以! Ssipak: Yes I can!
-我们中间好像有叛徒，因为我们现在很烂 -There seems to be a traitor among us, because now we suck
和尿布宝宝打架! at fighting diaper babies!
-我有责任通知你，任何不穿 -It's my duty to inform you that anyone not wearing
墨镜是叛徒。 sunglasses is a traitor.
如你所见，我脸上有两副。 As you can see, I've got two pair on my face.
产生的! -Enough!
任何人都可以戴太阳镜。 Anyone can wear sunglasses.
你们可能都是叛徒! You could all be traitors!
我觉得是时候实施plr了，最后的计划。 I think it's time to implement plr, plan last resort.
-我头晕。 -I'm so dizzy.
-医生，你看起来头晕。 -Doctor, you look dizzy.
你是在纺纱还是喝酒? Have you been spinning or drinking?
-我一直在旋转。 -I've been spinning.
你刚看到我了。 You just saw me.
我想你是想让我修理机器人吧。 I suppose you want me to fix the robot.
如果你能让他起死回生 If you bring him back to life, there
将不再纺纱。 will be no more spinning.
我保证。 I promise.
我很高兴，还有，给我拿啤酒来，女人。 I'm happy and also, bring me beer, woman.
如你所愿，医生。 As you wish, doctor.
如你所愿。 As you wish.
-开始了。 -Here we go.
正确的。 Right.
记住计划。 Remember the plan.
亚奇踢开了门。 Aachi kicks down the door.
我不需要小精灵来偷这些果汁汽水。 I don't need ssipak to steal these juicypops.
他可以随心所欲地赶走别人，但他不是 He can beat off people all he wants, but he's not
要打败我。 gonna beat off me.
对杂色的。 -Occu pied.
Occupado。 Occupado.
这里很忙。 Busy in here.
-一，二，三，踢腿。 -One, two, three, shuttle kick.
-什么? -What the?
你吗? You?
你就是那个小贼! You're that little turd burglar!
——这是什么? -What's that?
加了。 -Me too.
-发型不错，悟空。 -Nice hair, goku.
祝你晚安…… Have a good night...
-你看起来像个精灵。 -You look like an elf.
-你的光头朋友呢? -Where's your bald friend now?
西帕克:她在哪里? Ssipak: Where is she?
你们带她去哪了? Where did you creeps take her?
告诉我我的宝贝在哪里，不然我就把你的头打爆 Tell me where my beautiful is, or I'll pop your head like a
气球。 balloon.
-你是谁? -Who are you?
定下的漂亮吗? -Where's beautiful?
告诉我，我的爱之船已驶向何方。 Tell me where my love boat has sailed.
吃摩托车! -Eat motorcycle!
我的自行车! My bike!
我现在要用什么开车载姑娘们? What am I supposed to drive chicks around in now?
-亚奇，你在这里做什么? -Aachi, what the hell are you doing here?
-让你道歉。 -Letting you apologize.
-等我把这些侏儒都打趴下再说。 -Not until I beat up all these midgets.
-你知道这听起来有多难受吗? -Do you realize how that sounds?
——我迷地狱。 -Like I'm buff as hell.
-真的? -Really?
因为听起来你像个该死的同性恋。 'Cause it sounds like you're gay as hell.
-至少我想拯救美丽。 -Least I'm trying to save beautiful.
-通过把人赶走? -By beating people off?
-闭嘴，不然我揍你。 -Shut up or I'll beat you off.
-Hoo hoo hoo。 -Hoo hoo hoo.
我喜欢制作机器人，整天都是。 I love building robots, all day long.
甚至比旋转还厉害。 Even more than spinning.
-如果你把创造你的生化人的科学家带来，我会 -If you bring the scientist who created your cyborg, I'll
杀了警察局长。 kill the police chief.
-我想要一个超级好看的悬挂式滑翔机。 -And I want a super awesome looking hang glider.
-是你的，但如果你打算背叛我，我 -It's yours, but if you're planning on betraying me, I
会先背叛你，我说的背叛是指杀了他 will betray you first, and by betray, I mean murder the shit
从你身上。 out of you.
我就是这样背叛别人的。 That's how I betray people.
-听起来很可怕。 -That sounds terrible.
我永远不会背叛你。 I will never betray you.
我真的等不及看那架滑翔机了。 And I really can't wait for that hang glider.
我今晚会为你准备好的。 I'll be ready for you tonight.
-现在你想说话了吗? -Now do you feel like talking?
嗯嗯? Hm hm?
-我尿在你所有的衣服上。 -I peed in all your clothes.
-你的藏身处在哪里? -Where's your hideout?
告诉我，不然下次我就用漂白剂，而且 Tell me, or I'll use bleach next time, and it's
会烧得很厉害。 gonna burn so bad.
-我什么都不知道。 -I know nothing.
我是上帝。 I am god.
-他不会说的。 -He's not gonna talk.
我想他把裤子拉屎了。 I think he pooped his pants.
-他们的尿布训练得很好。 -They got these diapers trained good.
不如我们直接杀了他。 What do you say we just kill him.
不，不，不，不! No, no, no, no!
医生。 -Doctor.
从现在开始，你为我工作。 From now on, you work for me.
-为变种人工作? -Working for the mutants, eh?
好吧，机器人已经完成了。 Well, the robot's already done.
哈。 Heh.
当然可以，只要你不骗我。 Sure, as long as you don't spin me.
-去把他团团围住。 -Go spin him.
自旋。 -Spin.
旋转。 Spin.
-你什么时候杀了酋长? -When will you kill the chief?
-我想享受杀死你的乐趣， -I wanted the pleasure of killing you,
现在我有了 and now I have it.
-你什么时候杀了酋长? -When will you kill the chief?
你什么时候杀了酋长? When will you kill the chief?
尿布王:连你自己的人都想让你死。 Diaper king: Even your own men want you dead.
如果你想找到我们，就到沙漠来。 If you want to find us, come to the desert.
-你怎么敢在我背叛你之前背叛我? -How dare you betray me before I betray you?
马女士。 -Ma'am.
女士，我们找不到医生。 Ma'am, we can't find the doctor.
-啊，我觉得我的眼睛都要沸腾了。 -Argh, I think my eyeballs are boiling.
她的附近。 -She's nearby.
我的小弟弟是个占卜棒。 My boner's a divining rod.
亚奇:太恶心了，伙计。 Aachi: That's gross, man.
攻击! -Attack!
-妈的，第四次世界大战。 -Oh shit, world war iv.
警察和尿布在吵呢。 The cops and the diapers are going at it.
伙计，我们会死的。 Dude, we are gonna die.
我们该走了，就现在。 We should leave, like, right now.
螺丝juicybars。 Screw juicybars.
我想活下去。 I wanna live.
-你太贱了。 -You're being a puss.
我一生的挚爱就在下面。 The love of my life is down there.
我不会丢下她走的。 I'm not leaving without her.
-别逞英雄。 -Don't be a hero.
你会害死我们俩的。 You'll get us both killed.
不，你自己做吧。 No, do it yourself.
我不想死。 I don't wanna die.
现在部署充气鱼雷。 -Now deploying inflatable torpedo.
-盖柯，你这个笨蛋，你会害死我们所有人的。 -Geko, you fool, you'll kill us all.
-滚出去! -Get out of here!
滚出去! Get out of here!
狗屎! -Shit!
-怎么回事? -What the fuck?
-噢，我的大脑。 -Ow, my brain.
集团拥抱! -Group hug!
-他太快了! -He's so fast!
这真是一场奇怪的摔跤比赛。 This is a really weird wrestling match.
-我们还是放弃吧? -How about we just give up?
伙计，我真希望不会有矿车过来。 Dude, I really hope there's not a mine cart coming up.
加! -Me too!
-什么? -What?
太可笑了! So ironic!
-我讨厌我的车! -I hate mine carts!
事实上，这还挺有趣的! Actually, this is kinda fun!
-你能活捉我吗? -Think you can take me alive?
除非我死了。 Over my dead body.
啊! Argh!
亚奇:这一切都是为了一个女孩? Aachi: All this for a girl?
难怪我是单身! No wonder I'm single!
关闭了。 -Shut up.
嗯? Huh?
漂亮吗? Beautiful?
你能不能别再说废话了? -Would you stop talking crap?
来! -Beautiful!
抓住我的手! Grab my hand!
等一等。 Hold on.
快点，把她拉进来。 Ssipak: Hurry, pull her in.
亚奇:我们得先把你这个大胖子拉进去! Aachi: We gotta pull your fat ass in first!
我们怎么还没抓到她? How have we not pulled her in yet?
她好像一直在推车里。 She's like all the way in the cart.
——一些! -Do something!
漂亮! Beautiful!
-哦哦。 -Ooh hoo.
欢迎参加聚会。 Welcome to the party.
-机器人过来了。 -Robot's coming over.
做好准备! Get ready!
罗杰。 -Roger over.
做好准备! Get ready!
-既然我们都快死了，我只是想告诉你，我 -Since we're about to die, I just wanted to tell you, I
认为美丽就是性感! think beautiful's hot!
加了。 -Me too.
机器人的到来! -Robot's coming!
-来吗? -Coming?
准备好了! -Ready!
尿布王:你真是个荡妇! Diaper king: You've been a butt slut!
我一直很有耐心，但我们没时间了。 I've been patient until now, but we've run out of time.
我要把戒指从你的小屁屁上拿下来，这样我就能拥有一切 I need that ring out of your sweet ass, so I can have all
把果汁棒留给我自己! the juicybars to myself!
-别碰她。 -Don't touch her.
-戒指是我的，你这个烧伤的受害者。 -That ring is mine, you burn victim.
但首先，你得死! But first, you die!
啊! Argh!
-天啊，真奇怪。 -Oh, man, weird.
谁扔的? Who threw that?
-什么? -What?
去死吧，小怪物! Die, little monster!
死的! Die!
-你。 -You.
-西帕克，那不是… -Ssipak, isn't that...
手。 -Jimmy.
亚奇:吉米是机器人警察? Aachi: Jimmy's a robot cop?
-我徒手杀了你。 -I killed you with my bare hands.
放开! Let go!
你这个肮脏的混蛋! You filthy bastard!
为什么你不会死? Why won't you die?
-狗屎。 -Piece of shit.
搞什么鬼? What the hell?
森林,短吻鳄。 -Later, gator.
-给我回来，你这个蓝色的大混蛋! -Get back here, you big, blue asshole!
未来! -Boo!
嗯，这很简单。 Well, that was easy.
嗯? -Huh?
-像个男人一样来打我，婊子! -Come fight me like a man, bitch!
来。 -Beautiful.
漂亮! Beautiful!
-过来。 -Get over here.
-好吧，混蛋。 -All right, shit man.
是时候拯救世界了。 Time to save the world.
丽亚! -Take that!
-嘿，电梯停了。 -Hey, the elevator stopped.
这是幸运的。 That was lucky.
-非常fiesty。 -Very fiesty.
你喜欢粗暴吗? You like it rough?
我也是! Me too!
我是你的主人。 I am your master.
说它! Say it!
-这首歌太棒了。 -This song rules.
-我们不是在拍廉价的酒店色情片。 -We're not making cheap hotel porn here.
我告诉过你们要做对! I told you guys to do it right!
机器人的声音:你被指控非法集会， Robotic voice: You're charged with unlawful assembly,
阴谋和暗杀。 conspiracy, and assassination.
不管你是死是活，都得跟我走。 Dead or alive, you're coming with me.
-啊! -Whoa!
-。 -Help.
的帮助! Help!
来。 -Beautiful.
再往前一点。 Just a little bit further.
-我在哪儿?这是什么? -Where am I? What is this?
你白痴。 -You idiot.
你会害死我们俩的! You'll kill us both!
我什么都没做。 I didn't do anything.
我发誓! I swear!
求你了，把它弄下来! Please, get it off!
我刚活过来。 I just came back to life.
我不想死。 I don't wanna die.
-我恨你! -I hate you!
-漂亮，你可以的。 -Beautiful, you can do it.
-老兄，我坚持不住了。 -Dude, I can't hold on.
西帕克:你必须这么做。 Ssipak: You have to.
我不能。 -I can't.
该死的! -Damn it!
保存自己。 -Save yourselves.
-我不会让你走的。 -I won't let you go.
我爱你。 I love you.
-我也爱你。 -I love you too.
我得找个地方停车。 I have to find a stop.
-耐心点，宝贝。 -Be patient, baby.
我们就快到了。 We're almost there.
我们得给你找个真正的厕所 We gotta find you a real toilet for that
百万美臀。 million dollar ass.
-你为什么这么高兴? -What are you so happy about?
-没有竞争了。 -There's no competition left.
现在整个城市都是我们的了。 Whole city's ours now.
哈哈。 Ha ha.
我们,是吧? -Ours, huh?
-没错，我们的。 -That's right, ours.
我的脑子，斯帕克的胸肌，还有你的屁股。 My brains, ssipak's pecs, and your ass.
谁让你做我的搭档的? -Who asked you to be my partner?
-你需要一个经理，对吧? -Well, you need a manager, right?
大城市，很多钱。 Big city, lots of money.
有人来处理你的事务。 Someone to deal with your business.
哈，明白了吗? Ha, get it?
-老兄，你讲的笑话太烂了。 -Dude, you tell the shittiest jokes.
-标准管理费为10%。 -Standard management fee is 10%.
-我可以接受。 -I can live with that.
我带你去洗手间。 Let's get you to a toiler.
我可不想损失一大笔钱 Don't wanna be losing steaming piles of money on
在路边! the side of the road!
美女:嘿，我的屁股 Beautiful: Hey, my butts
支持你们这些懒虫。 supporting you lazy bums.
你必须尊重它。 You've gotta treat it with respect.
西帕克:你必须尊重所有的屁股。 Ssipak: You must treat all butts with respect.
奇异博士:这首歌太棒了。 Dr. Strange: This song rules.